the bad boy.

you have to know who youre dealing with first, to be able to enjoy the company. therefore i dedicate this post to...the bad boy. theyre fun, they love us women, and they know how to turn us on.

first, can we just all admit that we want to date bad boys? 

Bad Boy (n.) A charming, funny, overtly confident guy who is sexy, in good shape, and great in bed (i guess). He is unapologetically 'male,' loves women, maintains many female friends, and does not kiss and tell. Romantically, he gets away with murder, with an alibi of a wink and a smirk. hes noncommittal by choice, not by fear. most importantly, he thrives on being naughty.

i can hear some of you girls disagreeing with me saying you dont like bad boys and youre over them and just want a nice guy.

bull. 

although you may still be denying it there is no doubt that almost all women love some degree of bad boy. look you feminine side in the eye, tell her you lover her, then toss her on a one way bus out of town, because you want a bad boy

there are a lot of different types of men, the player will check out your girlfriend, the girl behind her, when he introduces himself. the misogynist will come on way too nice, and youll get a creepy feeling. however, the bad boy will start talking to you as if he knows you, with a calm self-assuredness- and you wont even know hes trying to pick you up until youre leaving his apartment the next morning with you panties in your purse. 

first rule of spotting a bad boy: they never actually talk about being one. a true bad boy is a wolf in sheep's clothing. you know how freaking lame it is when the guy youre talking to you says hes a bad boy as if hes coming clean to you or something, what a tool. they hid behind their charm and charisma, all while exercising their cunning understanding of the female mind. every woman who has ever been attracted to a man knows that unspoken quality that turns her on, call it an edge, a touch of the devil, or even just plain bad boy behavior but whatever its called, its got to be there to ignite chemistry. lets face it, bad boys are hot, and they make the best boyfriends, we want their romantic attention and want to date them monogamously. think theres nothing you can do to keep him from paying the field? ...think again.